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I've been struggling to get my head around the sudden and meteoric rise of meat substitute products.
As we know, a small range of strange vegetable protein-based bacon rashers and burgers have long lurked unwanted at the back of the supermarket cold shelf.
But now, a new industry has risen up to make food that imitates the taste and texture of animal products - using coconut butter to imitate marbling in the beef, and apple juice to get the burger to change colour from red to brown when cooking.
Ashley Walmsley, the editor of Australian Community Media's national horticulture magazine Good Fruit and Vegetables, has his own take on the fake. For context, Ashley leads a double life as a comedian and this is how his alter ego, The Ringer, sees the situation.
The restaurant industry is lapping it up - meeting demand for a generation that genuinely wants to decrease their carbon footprint, live a healthier life and be kind to animals.
And I applaud all three of those sentiments.
I guess my problem with it all started when I read that they've created fake blood to ooze from some of these products to imitate real beef. Now I'm confused.
Senior journalist Andrew Marshall, who writes on agribusiness for The Land and other agricultural publications such as Queensland Country Life, found that producers were mostly concerned with how the product was being marketed, warning that people should do their homework about what they were actually eating.
Red Meat Advisory Council chairman Don Mackay said there was no substitute for a "simple, natural, quality tasting food made from sunshine and grass which doesn't mimic anything".
Todd Heyman, from Seelands in the Clarence Valley of NSW, agreed, adding: "My cattle enjoy a better life than I do".
World-wide, alternative meat industries have been watching consumers closely to see if it's just a passing fad. It's not.
Beyond Meat, whose share price has jumped around 600 per cent since the company went public last month, has had its stock deliciously described by Wall Street analysts as "overweight".
It's predicted the market for meat substitutes could soar to $140 billion over the next decade.
The Ringer's humour no doubt brought some welcome smiles to the producers gathered at Gunnedah. But there seems no end in sight to the crippling drought affecting NSW and Queensland.
In all the towns worst affected, the message is the same: if you want to help us, come and visit. Spend your money, meet the locals and show your support.
To this end, a passionate local from drought-stricken Goondiwindi in Queensland, Greg "Boris" Billing, has appealed to Australia to attend a major music and art festival in the town - an appeal that has gone viral.
In his post, published in the Goondiwindi Argus, Boris lists the heartbreaking effect of the prolonged dry, but he is proof that the town's spirit has not been broken.
To end with some bouquets to cheer you up, Geraldine Cardozo from The Senior has put together a guide to Spring flower festivals happening around Australia. So, get out there and enjoy the season and cross your fingers for some much-needed rain soon.
Group editor, ACM
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